Bad Santa (2003)

Matt Walsh: Herb

Quotes 

• Herb : Howdy. Herb Gunner. I live two streets over on Burningtrail Road. I don't think we've met.

  Willie : I'm Uncle Willie.

  Herb : I'm organizing all decorations for all the subdivision this year. Do you mind if I come in?

  Willie : Yeah.

  [Herb tries to walk into their house, but Willie stops him] 

  Willie : I mean, yeah, I mind.

  Herb : Ok. Uh... Will you be participating in our Luminarias program this year?

  Willie : What the hell is a Luminarias?

  The Kid : Luminarias!

  Herb : Small sacks filled with about a pound of sand each. Then we insert a candle in the middle, we light it, and the bag glows. Then we light all the sidewalks here. All around the neighborhood.

  Willie : See we don't celebrate Christmas around here. We're Muslims.

  Herb : Look, this is my first year running this and I would like it if there weren't any gaps in it. So what if I come by Christmas Eve and do it for you?

  Willie : No, you know what, you don't have to do that. I'll do it. Alright? I mean, me and the kid will do something.

  Herb : Great! I got the supplies. I'll just throw them in the garage.

  Willie : Perfect.

  Herb : Awesome!

  [Willie shuts the door on Herb] 

  Herb : Going into the garage.