Shining Time Station: 'Tis a Gift (1990 TV Movie)

Bobo Lewis: Midge Smoot

Quotes 

• Schemer : All right, you forced me to tell you something I wasn't going to tell anybody else, but did you know that Stacy Jones, who wants to play Santa's helper, did you know that she... No, I can't say it, I can't say it.

  Midge Smoot : What? What? What?

  Schemer : She's a humanoid. She's an alien from another planet pretending to be one of us!

  Midge Smoot : I... I don't know what to say.

  Schemer : Well in that case, say you will vote for Schemer to be Santa's helper. I mean, after all, it's wrong to have these Martians playing these important roles when there are perfectly good Earth beings around.

• Midge Smoot : Schemer, have you lost what little sense you already had?

  Schemer : I don't think so, no.

  Midge Smoot : The best thing you could wish for, Schemer, would be for Santa to bring you a brand new brain!