Cars (2006)

Guido Quaroni: Guido

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Quotes 

• Lightning McQueen : [up on the car lift]  All right, Luigi, give me the best set of black walls you've got.

  Luigi : [brings him down]  No, no, no! You don't-a know what you want! Luigi know what you want. Black-wall tires, they blend into the pavement, but these white-wall tires, they say look at me, here I am, love me.

  Lightning McQueen : All right, you're the expert. Oh, and don't forget the spare.

  Luigi : Perfecto. Guido!

  Guido : Pit Stop!

  Luigi : Ha ha ha, what did Luigi tell you, eh?

  Lightning McQueen : Wow, you were right, better then a Ferrari, huh?

  Luigi : Eh, no.

• Michael Schumacher Ferrari : Ciao. Hi. Lightning McQueen told me this was the best place in the world to get tires. How about setting me and my friends up with three or four sets each?

  Luigi : Aah! Guido! There is a real Michael Schumacher Ferrari in my store! A real Ferrari! Punch me, Guido! Punch me in the face! This is the most glorious day of my life!

  [Luigi faints and tips over] 

  Michael Schumacher Ferrari : Wow.

  [in Italian] 

  Michael Schumacher Ferrari : Spero che il tuo amico si riprenda. Mi dicono che siete fantastici.

  [I hope that your friend recovers. I was told that you are fantastic] 

  Guido : [Guido faints and tips over] 

• [repeated line] 

  Guido : Peet stop.

• Luigi : My friend Guido, he always dream of giving a real race car a pit stop.

  Guido : Peet stop?

  Lightning McQueen : Hey, it's only one lap, guys. Uno lappo. Don't need any help. I work solo mio.

  Luigi : Fine. Race your own way.

  [leaves; Guido stays] 

  Lightning McQueen : No pit stoppo. Comprende?

  Guido : Okay.

  [leaves] 

• Sally : [Guido and Luigi are fixing up Luigi's Casa Della Tires; Guido paints while Luigi cleans a window]  Oh, Guido, è bellissimo!

  Guido : Che cosa?

  Sally : It looks great! This is great!

  Guido : Ti piace, eh? Si, si, bellissimo.

• Guido : [at the final Piston Cup race, Guido cheers Lightning on]  Vai! Vai, vai!

  [Go! Go, go!] 

  Wide Chick Pitty : Hey, shrimpie, where did McQueen find you, huh? Those round things are called tires, and they go under the car!

  [the entire pit crew laughs] 

  Guido : [shaking his forklift]  Con chi credi di parlare? Ma, con chi stai parlando?

  [Who do you think you're talking about? But, who are you talking about?] 

  Luigi : No! No, no! You'll have your chance, Guido, you will have your chance!