Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)

Jeff Bennett: Yosemite Sam, Foghorn Leghorn, Nasty Canasta

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Quotes 

• [slips on an animated banana peel] 

  Yosemite Sam : Yikes!

  [Opens fire on the banana peel] 

  Yosemite Sam : Dadburn slapstick cliché!

• Daffy Duck : I don't know the meaning of the word fear.

  [opens door to find Yosemite Sam aiming a cannon at him] 

  Yosemite Sam : Say your prayers, duck!

  Daffy Duck : Fear: Noun. A state of terror. Yaaaaah!

• Yosemite Sam : Outta my way, fancy boy. I'm a-commandeering this here clown car.

• [DJ and Yosemite Sam follow the Queen of Diamonds playing card to Foghorn Leghorn's blackjack table, where it gets shuffled into the deck] 

  Foghorn Leghorn : Place, I say, place your bets! Money plays, loser stays! Everyone's a winn - well, not everyone.

  Yosemite Sam : [Drops a bag of money on the table]  Here's my money, now play!

  Foghorn Leghorn : Card, sir?

  DJ Drake : Hit me.

  Foghorn Leghorn : Don'cha, I say, don'cha wanna look at your cards first, son? Boy's as sharp as a bowling ball.

  DJ Drake : [looks at the card; it's an ace]  Hit me.

  Yosemite Sam : No, hit me first!

  Foghorn Leghorn : Wait your, I saya wait your turn, sir.

  [deals another ace to DJ] 

  DJ Drake : Hit me.

  [Foghorn deals another ace] 

  DJ Drake : Hit me.

  Yosemite Sam : No, hit me!

  [Foghorn continues to deal aces and twos to DJ. Sam can't take it anymore] 

  Yosemite Sam : No, no, no, hit ME, fragnabbit!

  [Foghorn glances at the audience, then smashes Sam in the head with a piece of wood. Squashed, Sam scuttles around the table, cursing unintelligibly] 

  Foghorn Leghorn : He's the boss.

  [Back to DJ] 

  Foghorn Leghorn : Card Sir?

  [DJ winces at the possibility of himself getting hit as well] 

  DJ Drake : [unsure]  ... Hit me?

  [Foghorn finally deals the Queen of Diamonds; DJ snatches it off the table] 

  Foghorn Leghorn : Twenty-one! We have, I say we have a winner!

  [DJ and Daffy break for the door] 

  Daffy Duck : And then, they made their heroic escape!

  [Daffy runs facefirst into the door that isn't open. DJ comes back, peels Daffy off, and exits again] 

• Yosemite Sam : [regarding a lit dynamite stick in the car]  Throw it out the window! Throw it out the window! Throw it out!

  Nasty Canasta : But innocent people could get hurt.

  Yosemite Sam : Throw it out the window!

  Cottontail Smith : But it'll send the wrong message to children.

  Yosemite Sam : I said throw it out the...

  [dynamite explodes] 

  Yosemite Sam : Ooooh!

• [DJ Drake and Daffy exits Yosemite Sam's Wooden Nickel] 

  Daffy Duck : I say we do Cirque du Soleli and call it a night.

  Yosemite Sam : [Offscreen, Inside; Gunshots heard in the background]  Come back!

  Daffy Duck : [He and DJ approaches the latter's Gremlin car]  How about the Liberace Museum?

  [Daffy and DJ gets into the latter's car] 

  Daffy Duck : All right, let's see what this baby can really do.

  DJ Drake : [Overlaps briefly above the sentence, slapping Daffy with the car key]  No, no.

  [DJ starts the car, but the car itself falls apart by itself] 

  Daffy Duck : Now, that's an interesting feature.

• Jeff Gordon : [to the local, with his business card]  It's a modified Chevrolet with a big 24 on the side.

  [Jeff gives his business card to the local. His NASCAR vehicle, from Dupont, arrives and the driver gets out of his car] 

  Yosemite Sam : [to Jeff]  Out of my way, fancy boy. I'm a-commandeering this here clown car.

  Yosemite Sam : [to Nasty and Cottontail]  After them, boys!

  Nasty Canasta : [He and Cottontail gets into Jeff's car]  Shotgun!

  [They drive on the car, with Sam behind] 

  Yosemite Sam : O-oooo-oooh!

  [Starts running after the car] 

  Yosemite Sam : Rag-flagging ragtag sidekicks!

  [Near the end of the above sentence, a taxi hits Sam and gets into the car]