- Patti LuPone: On 1985 I was asked to become a member of The Royal Shakespeare Company's production of "Les Miserábles" in London... it was the perfect part: 20 minutes on stage, sing a great song, die, two hours off-stage, come back as a ghost.
- Patti LuPone: I steal costumes from every show I'm in. I steal costumes, I steal wigs, I steal jewelry, I'm surprised they leave the scenery. From this next musical I stoled the boots, the stockings... the, shawl, the wig and the show.
- [breaks up in laughter]
- Patti LuPone: Kill me.