Dirty Love (2005)

Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg: Rebecca Sommers

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Quotes 

• Rebecca , Michelle , Carrie : Here's to the men that we love, here's to the men that love us. But the men that we love will never love us so fuck all that, here's to us.

• Rebecca : The hardest love to learn is that which is dark, the kind that causes the most pain. It is up to the soul to look past that dirty love and regain the beauty that illuminated so bright before... pure love.

• Rebecca : [after realizing she needs to change her tampon]  Why did the Blonde jump off a building? To she if her Maxipad had wings!

• Rebecca : Even Brad Pitt's throbbing cock couldn't make me feel better right now!

• Rebecca : Love is so great that it's almost unreal. I feel bad for the people who can't find it. I mean, we've all met those types who try to convince their co-workers that they're fine without it. And then you take a look at their cubicle and see heart shaped frames all over their desk with pictures of their three-legged cat named Bob.

• Rebecca : [to hookers]  Hey wait! Are you guys hiring? Because no one cares about love anymore so why not just have sex and get paid for it? Oh come on! Who cares if my vagina falls off from all the diseases out ther? I'll take some open sores.

• Rebecca : Oh my God! I can not get last night out of my head. Richard! Richard and that little... wait, what was her name? Oh yeah... whore...

• Carrie : Have you seen my boobs lately?

  Rebecca : Yeah, they're pretty.

  Carrie : Of course they are and you know why? Because I don't fucking jog!

• Rebecca : How do I look?

  Carrie : Like a summer flower that got rained on and stung by a bee.

• Rebecca : This? It's syphillis. I caught it in prison. Wait, where you going?

• Mary : So what are you gonna do with your life now?

  Rebecca : Shoot up some heroin and become a sex slave.

• Rebecca : Ummm... there's a fucking bird under the table.

• Rebecca : Can you send a blue fucker on the rocks to that guy in the corner?

• Rebecca : Well, my treasure is under construction right now.

• Rebecca : [to hooker]  I'm joining your posse!

• Rebecca : My white pony's probably at a glue factory by now.

• Rebecca : It's not bubblegum, you don't chew it!

• Rebecca : You can try a bunch of cheesy lines on my but why bother? What I'm telling you is no matter what you do, you're gonna get laid.

  Kevin : I don't get it.

• Rebecca : Let me give you a tip: buy yourself a mango, cut it in half, practice.

• Rebecca : Here's to the men that we love... Here's to the men that love us... But then men that we love will never love us... so fuck all the men... HERE'S TO US!