Comedian (2002)

Jerry Seinfeld: Self

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• Jerry Seinfeld : The equivalent for a normal person would be to go into work each day in your underwear and try and do your job that you normally do. All of a sudden you can't do anything. That's how a comedian feels when he's doing a new bit.

• Jerry Seinfeld : I was huge. Bigger than life. I could be anywhere in the world.

  [laughter] 

  Jerry Seinfeld : [Cut to the airport]  Nothing makes sense. I should be at St. Bart's. Nothing makes sense.

  Jerry Seinfeld : [Cut back to the stage, in a depressing tone]  I'm in a comedy club in Cleveland.

  Jerry Seinfeld : [Back to airport]  But that's what's working.

• Jerry Seinfeld : I have no idea what the curve is, of when it's gonna... feel like it used to feel.

  Colin Quinn : When you're killing... you're up there killing, and you're miserable. That's how you'll know.