Comedian (2002)
Orny Adams: Self
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Quotes
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Orny Adams : Last year I thought I had lupus, has that happened to you yet? I was on the bus and I saw an ad, "Chances are that somebody on the bus has lupus." I look around, I'm the only one on the bus.
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Orny Adams : See, I'm not a 100% confident about this stuff and that's what kills me. If you're not 100% behind this you can't sell it.
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Orny Adams : [showing his folders of jokes] If I'm doing a show and being Jewish, I can pull out the Jewish stuff. If I want to do dating, I can do dating.
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Orny Adams : [Pointing to that day's paper] Read this paragraph to me. Right there, now don't touch it.
Montreal Waitress : Oh I'm sorry. "Young standup comedian Orny Adams destroys", is that you?
Montreal Waitress : [Orny shows his ID badge] Orny Adams, is that your real name? Get out of town. No mom would name their child Orny Adams.
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Orny Adams : What a cocksucker. He's such a cock, he doesn't know the F-he's talking about.
George Shapiro : Why?
Orny Adams : I'm going to sit there and let that guy talk to me like that?
George Shapiro : Wasn't, he didn't say anything bad, he just told you to relax. That's what I've been telling you. Just relax. Enjoy what's been happening.
Orny Adams : I'm going to start doing to what George does just sit there and smile.
George Shapiro : There's nothing he said that I would refute.