The Wonderful World of Disney (TV Series)

Home Alone 4: Taking Back the House (2002)

French Stewart: Marv Merchants

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Quotes 

• Vera : Marv, I gotta tinkle.

  Marv Merchants : Vera, you can tinkle next week.

• Marv Merchants : Well, prison isn't so bad. We do get salisbury steak on Wednesdays.

• Marv Merchants : Look where Harry's plans kept landing me, huh? In jail.

• Marv Merchants : [watching Molly through binoculars]  She's out of the house. All right, the coast is clear. Let's go.

  Vera : Wait. Are you sure it's safe?

  Marv Merchants : Pumpkin, would I take you in there if it wasn't safe?

  Vera : It's just if the prince don't arrive till tomorrow, why are we going in *there now*?

  Marv Merchants : To get the lay of the land. What do you think, Vera? We're just gonna go in there tomorrow and start grabbing kids? "Ooh! Everybody, get in the van!" *No*! We gotta figure out the where, the when, *how* to get him outta there. You know the secret to criminal success.

  Vera : Not getting caught?

  Marv Merchants : [rubs his forehead]  *Planning*! Preparation, preparedness, be prepared, be a prepared preparator! That's my motto, and that's why I'm...?

  Vera : A Boy Scout.

  Marv Merchants : No, the boss! Who's the boss?

  Vera : You are.

  Marv Merchants : *Where's* the boss?

  Vera : Right here.

  Marv Merchants : Hey, boss! Party of one?

  Vera : [pats Marv's cheek]  Right there!

  Marv Merchants : All right. Let's go, Pookie.

  [kisses her] 

• Marv Merchants : [Vera and Marv enter Kevin's room, which appears deserted] 

  [whispering] 

  Marv Merchants : I think there's somebody here.

  Vera : [yells]  Anybody in here?

  Marv Merchants : No, not now. Shhhh.

  Vera : You shhhhhhhh.

  Marv Merchants : SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.