Boom (I) (2003)

Jaaved Jaaferi: Boom 'Boom Boom' Shankar

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Quotes 

• Boom 'Boom Boom' Shankar : Goodbye Mumbai, Hello Dubai

• Bharti : [after packing the last set of newspapers]  I fail to understand why I am collecting all these newspapers, picking them like a porter and disposing off like a municipal worker, all for just 3000 rupees a month, when you have those diamonds ? What Not !

  Rina Kaif : Bharti, if we had those diamonds, wouldn't we be wearing them !

  Shiela Bardez : And how exactly do you know we have those diamonds ?

  Anu Gaekwad : [Translating in Hindi to Seema Biswas]  And how exactly do you know we have those diamonds ?

  Bharti : Who doesn't. Everyone's talking about it outside.

  Shiela Bardez : Bharti, how long have you been working for us ?

  Anu Gaekwad : [Translating in Hindi]  Bharti, how long have you been working for us ?

  Bharti : 3 years.

  Shiela Bardez : Then how's it that we never heard of your relatives or family members from you ?

  Anu Gaekwad : [Translating in Hindi]  Then how's it that we never heard of your relatives or family members from you ?

  Bharti : No family, no relatives. Bharti is all alone in this world.

  Rina Kaif : Any boyfriend ?

  Boom 'Boom Boom' Shankar : [Comes in bursting shooting guns in the air]  Hello. My name's Shankar, Boom Shankar. Your name's please.

• Abdul Wahab Barkatali Al Sabunchi 50-50 : [In a growling tone upon being shown newspaper clipping of the diamonds spilled during the fashion show at his office]  What the fuck, hell what am I gonna tell Bade now ?

  [Scene cuts to Jaaved Jaaferi narrating Jackie Shroff's film biography] 

  Boom 'Boom Boom' Shankar : [In background narration with real life pics of Jackie Shroff used as his movie information]  Anwar Ali Barkatali Abdul Wahab Sabunchi 50-50 aka Chhote Miya. Age, 43. Half Gujarati, half Turkish, full gang lord. 1 wife, 6 kids, 11 mistresses or call them prostitutes, whatever. Commission for any dealing through him, 50%. Piece of advice, in case you shake hands with this guy check your fingers, he's got a poor reputation. Anyways

  [back to present tense] 

  Abdul Wahab Barkatali Al Sabunchi 50-50 : [In a constipated voice]  I want my papads

  [meaning diamonds] 

  Abdul Wahab Barkatali Al Sabunchi 50-50 : BACK ! Shankar, either this way or that way, get my stuff back. Common boy, go fetch

  [Jaaved Jaaferi leaves] 

  Abdul Wahab Barkatali Al Sabunchi 50-50 : .

• Boom 'Boom Boom' Shankar : We've an alternate plan if the original fails.

  [Takes out a blueprint from the zip of his jeans] 

  Boom 'Boom Boom' Shankar : Lena Bank. Muhammad Ali Road.

  [With an enlarged smile] 

  Boom 'Boom Boom' Shankar : Got the point, aye ?

  Rina Kaif : You want us to open an account there ?