- Bugs Bunny: Welcome to the future. The world's controlled by evil gadgets and their diabolical salesmen are always after us.
- Elmer Fudd: There's been a terrible mistake. I want to go home.
- Bugs Bunny: Look, doc. You can turn things around. You're the chosen one! But, first, you must walk the path. The top salesman is behind the doors. Defeat him and mankind wins!
- Elmer Fudd: Hello?
- Bugs Bunny: I know you're there, doc. You're the chosen one.
- Elmer Fudd: Is this Publisher's Clearing House?
- Bugs Bunny: You want answers? Just follow the rabbit.
- Elmer Fudd: Must be some prankster.
- Elmer Fudd: Who are you?
- [Sees Bugs Bunny without his shades]
- Elmer Fudd: Oh, it's that rascally rabbit!
- Bugs Bunny: Eh, who needs fancy special effects? It's a cartoon.
- Elmer Fudd: How'd you do that?
- Bugs Bunny: Nothing you see here is real, doc. It's all fake except for me and these donuts.
- Elmer Fudd: I love donuts!
- Bugs Bunny: Eat the red and you'll see the world the way it really is. Eat the blue and you'll see something else, maybe New Jersey.