Romy and Michele: In the Beginning (2005 TV Movie)

Katherine Heigl: Romy White

Quotes 

• Iowa Tourist : [he thinks they are hookers by how they are dressed]  Here, girls.

  [he hands them a dollar for a soda] 

  Iowa Tourist : I will pray for God to lead you to a better life.

  Michele Weinberger : Thanks. Wow, people in LA are just so nice.

  Police Officer : LAPD. You're under arrest.

  [she pushes them up against the soda machines] 

  Police Officer : Hands against the machines.

  Michele Weinberger : Under arrest for what?

  Police Officer : Solicitation.

  Romy White : What? We even haven't had sex... in like months.

  [the officer frisks Romy in a very personal spot] 

  Romy White : Where *exactly* do you think I'm hiding a gun?

  Police Officer : [the officer goes to Michele next]  C'mon spread 'em.

  Michele Weinberger : This is all a really big mistake.

  Police Officer : Oh, yeah? That's for the judge to decide. Once money changes hands, you ladies have earned yourself a trip downtown.

  Michele Weinberger : Money? You mean this dollar? He gave this to us to buy a tab with!

  Police Officer : Uh-huh.

  Romy White : It's true! What do you think she's gonna do for a dollar? Lick his neck?

• Romy White : These shoes are proof. Proof that God loves us and wants us to have nice things.

• Romy White : Why am I the only one who sees how great I am?

• [standing in a movie theater line on a hot summer day] 

  Romy White : We have got to get to L.A. How much money do we have now?

  Michele Weinberger : Umm, like $68.

  Romy White : What? In three more years we saved up eight more dollars?

  Michele Weinberger : We're never gonna get to L.A.

  Romy White : If I had know we'd waste so much time, we could have gone to college.

• [Romy and Michele walk down a Los Angeles sidewalk both dressed like Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman"] 

  Michele Weinberger : No wonder all the stars live here.

  Romy White : Oh, I know. It's so exciting. It's like 9:00 and look at all the people in the streets.

  Michele Weinberger : And none of them are wearing spurs.

• Michele Weinberger : Romy, what's karma?

  Romy White : Oh, it's this Middle Eastern religious thingy that the Indians with the dots believe in.

  [Points to her forehead]