Tales from the Crapper (2004 Video)

Lloyd Kaufman: The Crap Keeper, Dad, Tromantis voice

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• Dad : Oh sorry, son. I blew all your college tuition. Hey, cheer up. It's no big deal. You don't care if you don't get an education or ever have sex, do you? You don't care if your life and dreams all go down the shitter and you're a penniless bum with no life for the rest of your life! All right, I'm off to the gay bar.

• The Crap Keeper : I have found Lenin's tomb, I don't know where Ringo or the other Beatles are though.

• The Crap Keeper : It's warm! It's wet! And it's for you!