Phil of the Future (2004–2006)

Aly Michalka: Keely Teslow

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Quotes 

• Phil Diffy : I don't wanna be your girlfriend. I wanna be your *boy*friend.

  [stops startled and off Keely's equally surprised look] 

  Phil Diffy : I mean, your friend... who's a boy. A guy. A guy friend.

  Keely Teslow : Why didn't you tell me?

  Phil Diffy : I didn't know how.

  Keely Teslow : Phil, you can tell me anything.

  [takes him by his shoulders] 

  Keely Teslow : I'm your girlfriend. I, I, I mean... your friend who's a girl. A gal. A gal friend.

• Keely Teslow : I can't stand her! I wish a building would fall on her! I wish she'd get stung by a fifty-pound bee!

  Keely Teslow : [switching to Phil's bedroom, Phil playing drums]  I wish a dog would mistake her for a fire hydrant! I wish the US Women's Soccer team would use her as a football!

  Phil Diffy : Hey, how about being run over by a steam roller?

  Keely Teslow : [giving him a look]  Phil, grow up!

• Keely Teslow : She's in Indonesia.

  Phil Diffy : You have your latitude and longitude mixed up. She's next to Kid Rock and Ricki Lake.

  Keely Teslow : I know a shortcut through Tiger Woods.

• Keely Teslow : [cheerfully]  Hey! So I got your message. Where's your racket?

  Phil Diffy : My dad says our puddinator project will draw a lot of attention and that people will find out that we're from the future... My family has to move.

  Keely Teslow : This is crazy! We had all these plans! We were gonna go fishing this summer and I hate fishing. The only reason I was gonna go was because I thought it'd be fun with you!

  [pause] 

  Keely Teslow : S-so when are you leaving?

  Phil Diffy : Tonight.

  Keely Teslow : T-tonight? This isn't fair! It just seems like kids should have a say in whether they move or not!

  Phil Diffy : [quietly]  Tell me about it.

  Keely Teslow : So, you wanna play one last game of tennis?

  [throws the ball to Phil] 

  Phil Diffy : Keely, you know I do. I can't. I have to help pack.

  [cuts to Keely, speechless] 

  Phil Diffy : Bye, Keel.

  [hugs Keely, then starts walking away. Stops and throws the ball. Offscreen a cat screeches, ruining the sad Pheely moment] 

  Phil Diffy : [shouts]  Sorry!

  [pulls a face and walks out of the shot] 

  Keely Teslow : [quietly]  Bye, Phil.

• Phil Diffy : Well, the Giggle is only designed for one.

  Keely Teslow : We can sit close.

  Phil Diffy : Okay.

  [Scoots over so Keely can sit beside him very close] 

  Keely Teslow : [her cheek right next to his]  You okay?

  Phil Diffy : [smiles, happy at Keely's closeness]  Uh-uh.

• Keely Teslow : [to Phil]  Um, too many people!

  Phil Diffy : Uh, Mom, Dad?

  Lloyd Diffy : But it's my house!

• Phil Diffy : We've got to stop her. That's what we've got to do. We need to think of a plan.

  Keely Teslow : Okay.

  [long pause] 

  Keely Teslow : Are you thinking of a plan? Cause' I'm just looking serious.

• Phil Diffy : Keely, Keely, Keely.

  Keely Teslow : [pushes Phil gently]  Don't you triple Keely me!

• Keely Teslow : In the future, will you wait for me?

  Phil Diffy : Really? 'Cause you'll be really really old.

  Phil Diffy : But that shouldn't matter. See you, pepper.

  Keely Teslow : See you, salt.

  Keely Teslow : In... in other news... Oh, whats the point, we all know nothing's going to top that!