Carry on Christmas (1969 TV Movie)
Sidney James: Ebenezer Scrooge
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Quotes
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Bob Cratchit : Mr Scrooge, I was wondering, could you make a little advance to me?
Ebenezer Scrooge : [Turns to face the camera] Not only long and stupid, but bent to boot!
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Bob Cratchit : Mr. Scrooge, is it alright if I go off now?
Ebenezer Scrooge : Yeah. Soon as you put all the books in alphabetical order, clean away the cobwebs, polish the floor and wash the windows. And a merry Christmas to ya.
Bob Cratchit : But Mr. Scrooge, it'll take me a whole week to get through that lot.
Ebenezer Scrooge : In that case, scrub the merry Christmas, make it happy New Year.
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Spirit of Christmas Present : I am the spirit of Christmas Present.
Ebenezer Scrooge : Give away. It's the best Christmas present I ever had.
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Spirit of Christmas Present : No, no, you just sit and behave while I tell you all your faults.
Ebenezer Scrooge : Yeah, well hurry up, cause I'm getting hot under the collar.
Spirit of Christmas Present : Well, there's two things that stick out a mile.
Ebenezer Scrooge : That's what's making me hot under the collar.
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Ebenezer Scrooge : I'm going off now.
Bob Cratchit : [Looking around] I thought there was a funny smell!
Ebenezer Scrooge : I'll thump you!
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Ebenezer Scrooge : [the Ghost has kicked the chamber pot full of coins] You've struck gold, there!
Spirit of Christmas Past : Your chamber of commerce, I suppose!
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Ebenezer Scrooge : [waking up] what a nightmare! It must have been that cheese I had for supper - maybe I should have left it on the mousetrap!