- Jason: Fine, fine. Just continue as phone buddies and see what happens. Maybe in a few years, you can get a priest on a third party line and get married. Hell, you can get all your relatives listening in on a conference call.
- Sarah: Don't even try and put me on some guilt trip because I won't venture to the nearest Burger King with you.
- Daryl: So she says to me, "do you think that's going to make me sleep with you?" And I, of course, said yes.
- Jason: Come on, do you really know her as well as you think you do? Know what she's capable of doing?