The Simpsons (TV Series)
Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire (1989)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
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Quotes
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[Final lines]
All : [singing] Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer / Had a very shiny nose / And if you ever saw it / You might even say it glows...
Bart : Like a lightbulb!
Homer : Bart!
All : All of the other reindeer / Used to laugh and call him names...
Lisa Simpson : Like Schnozzola!
Homer : Lisa!
All : They never let poor Rudolph / Play in any reindeer games...
Bart : Like strip poker!
Homer : I'm warning you two...
Marge : Then one foggy Christmas eve / Santa came to call... Take it, Homey!
Homer : Uh, Rudolph get your nose over here / I'll let you guide my sleigh today!
All : How all the reindeer loved him / As they shouted out with glee / Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer / You'll go down in history!
Bart : Like Attila the Hun...
[choking noises]
Homer : Why you little!
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Patty : It's almost nine o'clock.
Selma : Where is Homer, anyway?
Patty : It's typical of the big doofus to spoil it all.
Lisa Simpson : What, Aunt Patty?
Patty : Oh nothing, dear. I'm just trashing your father.
Lisa Simpson : Well, I wish that you wouldn't. Because aside from the fact that he has the same frailties as all human beings, he's the only father I have. Therefore, he is my model of manhood, and my estimation of him will govern the prospects of my adult relationships. So I hope you bare in mind that any knock at him is a knock at me, and I am far too young to defend myself against such onslaughts.
Patty : Mm-hm. Go watch your cartoon show, dear.
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[Bart and Lisa are writing their Christmas lists on the floor]
Marge Simpson : All right, children, let me have those letters, I'll mail them to Santa's workshop at the North Pole.
Bart Simpson : Oh, please. There's only fat guy that brings us presents, and his name ain't Santa.
[Lisa hands her list to Marge]
Marge Simpson : Uh --- A pony?
[Lisa's list has "a pony" written on it five times]
Marge Simpson : Oh, Lisa you've asked for that for the past three years, and I keep telling you Santa can't fit a pony on his sleigh. Can't you take a hint?
Lisa Simpson : But I really want a pony, and I've been really really good this year.
Marge Simpson : Oh, dear, maybe Bart can be a little more realistic.
[Marge grabs Bart's letter]
Marge Simpson : A tattoo?
Homer Simpson : A what?
[Homer overheard]
Bart Simpson : Yeah! There cool, and they last the rest of your life.
Marge Simpson : You will not be getting any tattoos for Christmas.
[Homer walks over]
Homer Simpson : Yeah, if you want one you're going to have to pay for it out of your own allowance.
Bart Simpson : All right!
Marge Simpson : Homer!
[Looks at Homer with distain]