King of the Islands (1936)

Warren Hymer: A Shipwrecked Sailor

Quotes 

• A Shipwrecked Sailor : Someday she's got to marry that volcano?

  The Princess' Father : It is our tradition that one favored by the gods must marry the volcano to appease its wrath.

  A Shipwrecked Sailor : Jes, imagine that dame married to a volcano. There's sure going to be a lot of smoke around their domicile.

• A Shipwrecked Sailor : Hey, what is this? Where am I?

  The Princess' Father : My son, you are on the island of Wally Wally.

  A Shipwrecked Sailor : Willy? I mean, really?

• The Princess' Father : My son, you must be very hungry. We have prepared a feast of poi, in your honor.

  A Shipwrecked Sailor : Swell! There's nothin' that I like better than a piece of apple poi.

• A Shipwrecked Sailor : Hey, buddy. Are you Doctor Witch? I mean, the Witch Doctor?

  The Witch Doctor : Ugh!

• A Shipwrecked Sailor : Look, I'm in love with a gurl; but, she won't give me a tumble. Now, what can I do?

  The Witch Doctor : A love scent.

  A Shipwrecked Sailor : Okay. Mix me up.

• Princess of the Island : Aloha!

  A Shipwrecked Sailor : So long, Toots!