Chappelle's Show (2003–2006)

Ice-T: Self

Quotes 

• [announcing the nominees for "Player Hater of the Year"] 

  Ice T : The nominees are... Buck Nasty. Buck Nasty is nominated for getting his best friend's girlfriend pregnant, then tricking his best friend into raising the little motherfucker. The next nominee is... Pit Bull. Pit Bull is nominated for calling the cops on his drug-dealing neighbors, not because it was the right thing to do, but just 'cause he was jealous of all the money they was makin'. And the final nominee is... Silky Johnston. Silky Johnston is nominated for calling in a bomb threat at the Special Olympics.

• Ice T : And the winner of playa-hater of the year is... Silky John-ston.

  [applause] 

  Pit Bull : Kiss my ass! Kiss my ass! I'm the biggest hater!

• Ice T : Next one of you muthafuckas talk when I talk is getting shot.