EuroTrip (2004)

Lucy Lawless: Madame Vandersexxx

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Quotes 

• Madame Vandersexxx : Administer the testicle clamps!

• Madame Vandersexxx : [Screams]  On, on, VANDERSEXXX!

  [the sexy ladies leave while the room is transformed into a BDSM lair and Madame is revealed as a domanitrix] 

  Madame Vandersexxx : Hans, Gruber!

  [Hans and Gruber, Madame's goons, step into the room] 

  Cooper : [nervously]  Hi. So, are the girls coming back?

  Madame Vandersexxx : Administer the testicle clamps!

  Cooper : [grows fearful; Cooper's jeans are ripped off]  Huh? What? Hey!

  [the boys prepare to torture Cooper as Madame smiles and watches] 

  Cooper : [panics as he pulls out the paper with the "safe word", but mispronounces it]  Safe word! What is that? That's not a word! That's a - "Fluggen-kliggin-kien"?

• Madame Vandersexxx : Welcome to Club Vandersexxx, Amsterdam's most erotic club. Where your every fantasy will be fulfilled.

  Cooper : Also, says I get a free t-shirt with the flyer.

  Madame Vandersexxx : He is American. How sad for you to grow up in a country that was founded by prudes. A country over run with crime and illiteracy. A country where a man is forced to make sex to only one woman at a time and one must learn the woman's name beforehand.

  Cooper : It was horrible.

  Madame Vandersexxx : I know, but you can come with me and let the Vandersexxx begin.