Garfield: The Movie (2004)

Brad Garrett: Luca

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Quotes 

• Luca : You're on the wrong side of the street, fat cat. Beat it!

  Garfield : And you, Luca. You're on the wrong side of the evolutionary curve.

• Luca : Hey, what are you looking at?

  Garfield : Nothing. Just looking for some company.

  Nermal : Keep walking, creepo.

  Garfield : What's going on?

  Arlene : We know how much you hated Odie. We know how much you wanted him gone.

  Garfield : Wait a minute. All I wanted was to sleep in my own bed.

  Arlene : And to do it, you cast Odie out into the cold, cruel world?

  Nermal : We saw you locked Odie out last night!

  Garfield : Gee, I don't believe you guys. I didn't know Odie was gonna run away. He's a dumb dog. No offense, Luca.

  Luca : Uh... what?

  Garfield : You can't blame me for that.

  Nermal : Any one of us could be next.

  Arlene : Yeah. There's no room for anybody else in Garfield's world.

  Garfield : [after being left alone by Luca, Arlene and Nermal]  Oh that was a little traumatic. Well maybe I've been a little... tough in protecting my turf, but, um... I don't hate the guy.

• Luca : You're gonna' get it good today.

  Garfield : I make it a point to get it good, everyday.

• Luca : [Garfield is on Luca's lawn and Luca's off his chain]  Oh, I've been waiting years for this.

  Garfield : Would that be regular years, or dog years?

• Garfield : [from a deleted scene] 

  [to Arlene] 

  Garfield : Well, hello.

  Luca : [to himself]  Garfield, always working the angles. Thinks he's so slick.

  Garfield : [to Arlene]  If you have any itches, I'm available for a scratch.

  Arlene : Go play in traffic.

  Garfield : Alone? Come on, Arlene. I'm a simple cat. All I want is shelter, lasagna and to be loved, for maybe five times a day.

  Arlene : Hah! Not in my nine lives.

  Luca : In your face, Garfield.

  Garfield : Come on Arlene...

  [sees a pie on a windowsill] 

  Garfield : Oh baby, you smell so good.

  Arlene : You think I'm gonna fall for a line like that?

  Garfield : I can already taste you from here, my love, my desire. I worship you. I dream of you. I'm humbled, and crumbled in your presence.

  Arlene : Garfield, I didn't realise your feelings ran so deep.

  Garfield : Oh uh... excuse me, baby. Could you wait right here until after I finish my lunch?

  Arlene : Huh? Oh, Garfield. You're impossible.