Garfield: The Movie (2004)

David Eigenberg: Nermal

Quotes 

• Arlene : Garfield, are you alright?

  Garfield : I think so. Luca's about to have Odie for lunch.

  Arlene : If it wasn't for Odie, you'd be Luca's chew toy.

  Nermal : Yeah, he saved your life. Odie's a hero!

  Garfield : Why, because I wasn't ripped to shreds? No. Odie's an imbecile until further notice.

• Nermal : Garfield, Jon's taking Odie on his date with Liz and he's leaving you behind.

  Garfield : I know, Nermal.

  Nermal : They're off on an adventure and you're still here.

  Garfield : And your point is...?

  Nermal : Well, that's gotta feel bad, being left by Jon while he takes Odie out, it's like... you're not his favorite anymore!

  Garfield : Hey, what do you say we play brain surgeon? Would you go get my power tools? Hmm...

  [Garfield sees the truck leaving the house] 

  Garfield : This is so sad. Jon has completely lost his mind. He doesn't realize how important I am to him.

• Arlene : [Arlene and Nermal see Odie out of the house]  Poor Odie. That cat is such a pig.

  Nermal : Garfield's a pig?

  Arlene : You never leave the dog out at night.

  Nermal : Why not?

  Arlene : Because dogs run away.

• Garfield : Jon, you had me a chick magnet, and now you got a tick magnet!

  Nermal : Garfield, Jon brought a dog home.

  Garfield : I'm aware, Nermal.

  Nermal : Why would he do a thing like that?

  Garfield : Gee, I don't know, Nermal.

  Nermal : Well it just sounds like a weird thing to do, bringing a dog into a house that already has a cat.

  Garfield : Can we drop it? I mean it's no big deal. It's just a splattered bug on the windshield of my life.

  Nermal : A... bug?

  Garfield : A dim-witted, smelly, goofy... splattered bug that I will deal with properly and enthusiastically.

  Jon Arbuckle : [to Odie]  Come on, boy!

  Garfield : As you can see, I'm still Jon's favorite.

  Nermal : See you later, Garfield! Good luck with the bug thing!

• Luca : Hey, what are you looking at?

  Garfield : Nothing. Just looking for some company.

  Nermal : Keep walking, creepo.

  Garfield : What's going on?

  Arlene : We know how much you hated Odie. We know how much you wanted him gone.

  Garfield : Wait a minute. All I wanted was to sleep in my own bed.

  Arlene : And to do it, you cast Odie out into the cold, cruel world?

  Nermal : We saw you locked Odie out last night!

  Garfield : Gee, I don't believe you guys. I didn't know Odie was gonna run away. He's a dumb dog. No offense, Luca.

  Luca : Uh... what?

  Garfield : You can't blame me for that.

  Nermal : Any one of us could be next.

  Arlene : Yeah. There's no room for anybody else in Garfield's world.

  Garfield : [after being left alone by Luca, Arlene and Nermal]  Oh that was a little traumatic. Well maybe I've been a little... tough in protecting my turf, but, um... I don't hate the guy.