Halo 2 (2004 Video Game)
David Scully: Sergeant Johnson, Elite
Quotes
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Sgt. Johnson : Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy tanks! We had sticks. Two sticks and a rock for the entire platoon! And we had to share the rock! You should consider yourself very lucky marines!
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Cortana : The message just repeats: Regret. Regret. Regret.
Miranda Keyes : Catchy. Any idea what it means?
Sgt. Johnson : "Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
Pilots : [along with Sgt. Johnson] Hoo-ah!
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Cortana : [Sgt. Johnson delivers a Scorpion tank to Master Chief and Cortana] Thanks for the tank. *He* never gets me anything.
Sgt. Johnson : [mans a machine gun] Oh, I *know* what the ladies like.
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Sgt. Johnson : Where's the rest of your platoon?
Marine : Wasted, Sarge.
Marine : Which we will be too, sir! If we don't get the hell out of here!
Sgt. Johnson : You hit, Marine?
Marine : No, sir...
Sgt. Johnson : Then listen up! You had the chance to be afraid before you joined my beloved corps! But to guide you back to the true path, I've brought this motivational device!
[indicates Scorpion Tank]
Sgt. Johnson : Our big green style cannot be defeated!
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Sgt. Johnson : Don't they teach you kids to SWEAR in basic anymore?
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Sgt. Johnson : [when aiming at Sgt. Johnson] I know I'm pretty, but we gotta get to work!
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Sgt. Johnson : [if you give him a weaker weapon] I thought we were friends!
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Sgt. Johnson : [shooting him as Master Chief] Clean your visor, jackass!
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Marine : Dear Sarge, having a lovely time kicking ass in outer space - wish you were here!
Sgt. Johnson : [over intercom] I heard that, Jackass!
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Sgt. Johnson : [giving him a stronger weapon] Now that... is some love.
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Sgt. Johnson : [shooting him as Master Chief] Do I look like an eight-foot blue alien monster?
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Sgt. Johnson : [while he is fighting the covenant] I don't want to kill you, it's just that you're too ugly to let live!
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Miranda Keyes : [after the ring is shut down] What's that?
343 Guilty Spark : A beacon.
Miranda Keyes : What's it doing?
343 Guilty Spark : Communicating at superluminous speeds with the frequency of...
Miranda Keyes : Communicating with what?
343 Guilty Spark : The other installations.
Miranda Keyes : Show me.
343 Guilty Spark : Failsafe protocol; in the event of an unexpected shut down, the installation will move to standby status. All installations are now eligible for remote activation.
Miranda Keyes : Remote activation? From here?
343 Guilty Spark : Don't be ridiculous!
Sgt. Johnson : Listen, Tinkerbell, don't make me...
Miranda Keyes : Then where? Where would somebody go to activate the other rings?
343 Guilty Spark : ...Why, the Ark, of course!
Arbiter : And where, Oracle, is that?
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[being congratulated for their work on Halo]
Master Chief : You told me there wouldn't be any cameras.
Sgt. Johnson : And you told me you were gonna wear something nice.
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Sgt. Johnson : [shooting him as Master Chief] Chief, you're supposed to set an example!
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Sgt. Johnson : Don't make me take off my belt!
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Sgt. Johnson : [shooting him as Master Chief] OW!
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Sgt. Johnson : [shooting him as Master Chief] Damn, Chief, that really hurt!
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Sgt. Johnson : For a brick, he flew pretty good.
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Sgt. Johnson : Please... don't shake the light bulb!
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Sgt. Johnson : [killing an Elite] Looks like your big freaky mouth bit off more than it could chew!
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Sgt. Johnson : [Giving him a weaker weapon] If it were anybody else...