Little Britain (2003–2006)

Tom Baker: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : When people in Britain want to buy a pet, they go to a pet shop. If they want to buy a pet shop, they go to a pet shop shop. If they want to buy a pet shop shop, well, they're just being silly.

• Narrator : Britain, Britain, Britain. We've had running water for over ten years, we have a tunnel connecting us to Peru, and we invented the cat.

• Narrator : This is the home of romance novelist, Dame Sally. I've always wanted to write a book, but unfortunately I don't have a pen.

• Narrator : Until a law is passed to imprison fat people, they are free to roam our streets and attend slimmers' clubs like this one...

• Narrator : Swimming pools in Britain have very strict rules - no bombing, no petting, no ducking and no fondue parties.

• Narrator : [about fat people, under his breath]  Greedy fuckers!

• Narrator : Of course, I don't mean the real Prime Minister, I mean that guy from Buffy...

• Narrator : With nothing to watch but repeats on the telly of Doctor Who, Medics, and that episode of Blackadder II I was on, Lou and Andy go to rent a video.

• Narrator : Those are buses, but anyway.

• Narrator : British justice is the best in the world. Anyone who disagrees is either gay, a woman or a mental.