Wonderfalls (2004)

Katie Finneran: Sharon Tyler

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• Darrin Tyler : Sweetheart, when's the last time you had an orgasm.

  [silence] 

  Sharon Tyler : That sound you hear is stunned silence.

  Darrin Tyler : There's nothing to be ashamed of. Millions of people have orgasms every day.

  Jaye : Not ashamed, mortified.

• Sharon Tyler : [discussing Jaye]  I think we should put her down.

  Karen : Sharon...

  Aaron Tyler : It is just like going to sleep.

• Sharon Tyler : I am a lesbian. The reason I'm not attracted to you is because your genitals are on the outside.

• Jaye : [about Bianca]  She's an investigative journalist!

  Karen : Oh, marvelous! Who do you write for?

  Aaron Tyler : What's she investigating?

  Jaye : Me! She's investigating me!

  Sharon Tyler : Is it a criminal investigation?

  Jaye : She's writing an article about my life, so the whole world can see what a loser I'm not! FIVE THOUSAND WORDS ABOUT ME!

• Sharon Tyler : [to her girlfriend Beth]  I don't want to be a rest stop on your road to heterosexual bliss. I wanna be one of those spiked mats they use in high-speed chases. I want to rip the rubber off your hubs and I want your car to spin out of control and into my arms and I don't ever want to let you go. Because I am here to stake my claim. And I will peck to death any bird that gets in my way. And I know that's a bird and a car metaphor and I think there's a mining reference in there somewhere, but they all hold! You are mine! I'm never gonna let you go. And I'm not afraid anymore. Just don't say anything else, just dominate me!

• Sharon Tyler : [sees Jaye crying]  What is wrong?

  Jaye : I let him go. I had to let him go, but I didn't wanna let him go. I wanted to keep this one. Why can't I have nice things?

  Sharon Tyler : Your little friend who likes the zoo?

  Jaye : I know there's that whole clause about letting somebody go and what it means if they come back and blah, blah, blah. But I already told him not to come back, fairly definitively. But what I really wanted to tell him was not to go.

  Sharon Tyler : Jaye, you are in love.

  Jaye : Don't make fun of me.

  Sharon Tyler : Do you love him?

  Jaye : Yes.

  Sharon Tyler : Is he gone?

  Jaye : He's going.

  Sharon Tyler : Is... he... gone? Is he?