Welcome to Mooseport (2004)

Ray Romano: Handy Harrison

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Quotes 

• Sally Mannis : I am not stronger than you, I'm a girl.

  Handy Harrison : Exactly so it hurts both physically and emotionally.

• Sally Mannis : What does it matter what color my underwear are?

  Handy Harrison : It's an unconscious indicator of your subconscious intentions.

• Sally Mannis : Are you doing the plumbing for the whole town now?

  Handy Harrison : No I came to see you.

  Sally Mannis : Through the drain?

• Handy Harrison : Hold on, I got you something.

  Sally Mannis : Dirt?

  Handy Harrison : [Takes the dirt from the ring]  It's dirty but ...

  Sally Mannis : Oh.

  Handy Harrison : Look I dont know how you feel.

  [Sally kisses Handy] 

  Handy Harrison : Is that a "Yes" kiss?

  Sally Mannis : Yes

  [Sally kisses Handy again] 

  Handy Harrison : It's dirt now, but... It's really beautiful.

  Sally Mannis : It's beautiful.

  Handy Harrison : It's big and - Thats not just one diamond, theres diamonds on the side

  [Sally laughs. Handy places the ring on her finger] 

  Handy Harrison : It's diamonds and mud. Oh did I say in the speech - ? I forgot the whole part about how much I love you. I didn't say it, but - Yes, I didn't - you know, theres no - I didn't make a word thing out of it, but you can't even measure it. It's like - like, if you take all the sun - You can take all the heat from the sun and you - If you put all of that heat into a love container, you ...

  Sally Mannis : [Grabs Handy's face and playfully slaps his cheek]  Got it.

  Handy Harrison : You got it?

  Sally Mannis : Yes

  Handy Harrison : But you said yes anyway. So this is all extra. Like a bonus to it.

• Handy Harrison : [Sound of flushing of a toilet at Monroe Cole's house; Handy Harrison emerges out of the bathroom in front of astounded ex-president]  I'm all done in here.

  Handy Harrison : [Realizing that was double-entendre]  I mean, I'm done fixing it.

  Handy Harrison : That flushing you heard - that's work-related, not personal.

• Handy Harrison : There's supposed to be a meteor shower at eleven. That could be cool.

  Sally Mannis : It'll have to be another time.

  Handy Harrison : Oh, it's not gonna happen for 240 years. Oh, okay, I'll pencil that in.