S Club Seeing Double (2003)

Tina Barrett: Tina

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Quotes 

• Hannah : [Runs out of the hotel room screaming]  AAAGGGHHHH!

  Bradley : What's goin-

  [trips up] 

  Jon : [comes out with a baseball bat]  Nobody move-

  [trips over Bradley] 

  Rachel : [comes out with her eyes covered]  Guys, why has it gone all dark?-

  [trips over Jon] 

  Tina : What are you lot doing down there?

  Rachel : Am I dreaming? What's this big hard thing?

  Tina : Jon.

  Jon : Get off!

  Rachel : Oh, sorry.

  Jo : What is going on in here?

  Hannah : [still screaming]  AAAGGHHHH!

  Hannah : Look at the time! We've missed our flight! Alistair's gonna kill us!

  [Everyone starts screaming] 

• Rachel : [after entering a room full of clones]  Is that Posh Spice eating a steak and kidney pie?

  Hannah : Well, that proves she's not the real thing.

  Hannah : There's Robbie Williams having a food fight with Eminem.

  Tina : And Ozzy Osbourne! I can't believe they cloned Ozzy Osbourne.

  Bradley : No, that's the real Ozzy Osbourne. Victor never cloned him. He's a mad scientist, but he's not insane.

• Tina : [after they've been thrown out]  I'm sorry, but that girl was awful, and now everyone thinks she's me.

  Jon : That was no reason to jump on stage, grab her microphone, and scream "Hello, Hollywood, it's great to be back"!