S Club Seeing Double (2003)

Jon Lee: Jon

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Quotes 

• Jon : [after Plan Q is activated]  Don't worry, I've seen this bit a thousand times; the heroes always save the day.

  Hannah : Right, so where are the heroes?

  Rachel : We're the heroes, you muke.

• Hannah : [Runs out of the hotel room screaming]  AAAGGGHHHH!

  Bradley : What's goin-

  [trips up] 

  Jon : [comes out with a baseball bat]  Nobody move-

  [trips over Bradley] 

  Rachel : [comes out with her eyes covered]  Guys, why has it gone all dark?-

  [trips over Jon] 

  Tina : What are you lot doing down there?

  Rachel : Am I dreaming? What's this big hard thing?

  Tina : Jon.

  Jon : Get off!

  Rachel : Oh, sorry.

  Jo : What is going on in here?

  Hannah : [still screaming]  AAAGGHHHH!

  Hannah : Look at the time! We've missed our flight! Alistair's gonna kill us!

  [Everyone starts screaming] 

• Jon : We've just released a dozen Britneys, N*Syncs, and Nelly Furtardos into the world. Maybe we should keep quiet about that.

• Tina : [after they've been thrown out]  I'm sorry, but that girl was awful, and now everyone thinks she's me.

  Jon : That was no reason to jump on stage, grab her microphone, and scream "Hello, Hollywood, it's great to be back"!