Who's in Charge Here? (1988 TV Movie)
Ronn Lucas: Self
Quotes
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Buffalo Billy : [looks out into the audience and sees Ronald and Nancy Reagan] Do you know who that is?
Ronn Lucas : It's the leader of the free world.
Buffalo Billy : And she brought her husband!
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[Ronn has stripped apart a sock puppet and is now talking to his own hand]
George : Don't think of me as a hand.
Ronn Lucas : Ok, what are you?
George : A naked puppet.
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Buffalo Billy : Ronn, you think you're making me talk?
Ronn Lucas : I AM making you talk.
Buffalo Billy : Then why the heck are you arguing with yourself?
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Sock Puppet : Hola senior como esta.
Ronn Lucas : Spanish?
Sock Puppet : Si.
Ronn Lucas : Well, that's great. Count to ten.
Sock Puppet : Si. Uno, dos, tres, quatro, sinco, six-o, seven-o, eight-o, nine-o, and ten-o.
[audience laughs]
Ronn Lucas : Um, that's not how it goes.
Sock Puppet : Hey, man, learn to adjust.
Ronn Lucas : What happened to the Spanish?
Sock Puppet : I'm bilingual.
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George : [formerly a sock puppet, now stripped down to just a hand, is flirting with Ronn's other hand]
Ronn Lucas : No, stop that!
[leans on his hand]
George : Hey! You're leaning on her head!
Hand : I'm ok!
Ronn Lucas : No, stop it!
George : Are you alright?
Hand : I'm fine!
Ronn Lucas : Cut it out!
George : How 'bout the foot?
Foot : I'm alright.
Ronn Lucas : No, feet do not talk!
Voice : I'm ok too.
[awkward silence]
George : It's the other foot.
Ronn Lucas : Oh! Thank you!
[audience laughs]
George : [to audience] Some of you don't get this, do you?
[audience laughs harder]
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Ronn Lucas : Billy, I'm the one that's making you talk. Do you understand that?
Buffalo Billy : If it makes you feel good to think that, you go right ahead and think that.
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Buffalo Billy : Ronn, listen to me for a second. Now you're a smart guy. It's almost as if you know what I'm gonna say.
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Ronn Lucas : [has accidentally pulled off Chuck's arm]
Chuck : What's that?
Ronn Lucas : It's your arm.
Chuck : Keep it.
Ronn Lucas : I can't keep your arm...
Chuck : It's ok.
Ronn Lucas : Ok, um... ladies and gentlemen...
Chuck : Rock and Roll!
[audience laughs]
Chuck : Slam dance!
[begins banging himself into Ronn]
Ronn Lucas : Hey! Hey! Hey!
[grabs Chuck's other arm and accidentally pulls it off]
Chuck : Oh tough guy! Go ahead and hit me, I'm unarmed!