Curtis Armstrong: Mr. Ralph
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Mr. Ralph : Unfortunately for Troop 417, during the ADAA-required random drug screening, one of your player's urine tested positive for 3 separate types of anabolic steroids & a low-grade... beaver tranquilizer. I'm afraid, by rule, your team must be disqualified.
Angry Troop #417 Girl : [throws her cap into Bernice's chest and storms off] Goddamn you Bernice! Ooohh!
[Bernice, a very hairy & large girl with a very deep voice & slight mustache cries into her hands]
Mr. Ralph : By the power vested in me, I declared the winner of this year's Dodgeball regional qualified tournament and grammar jamboree to be... Average Joe's Gym!
[Peter, Owen, Gordon, Justin, Dwight and Steve the Pirate cheering]
Angry Troop #417 Girl #2 : [to Bernice] You lied!
[Bernice crying continues]
