Lilo & Stitch: The Series (2003–2006)

David Ogden Stiers: Dr. Jumba Jookiba

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Quotes 

• Jumba : Hello! We come in peace to blow up your home!

• Nani : Are you LOLO?

  Lilo : But Pleakley won't be my babysitter anymore!

  Nani : You'll still have your uncle Jumba. I'm not going to be Pleakleys fiance!

  Lilo : Fine. Jumba passes as a great babysitter! Jumba! Can I play with the chainsaw?

  Jumba : Sure! Don't get fingers stuck! Could be messy!

• Jumba : Once he even sold my wife for 10 Kweltikwans!

  Lilo : That is evil.

  Jumba : Yes, but it was smart. She was only worth 5.

• [Jumba and Peakley in another costume theme] 

  Pleakley : Don't we look marvelous?

  Jumba : Frankly, my dear, I do not give darn.

• Jumba : Ha! The bigger they are, the more their landing.

  Pleakley : Or, something very close to that.

• [about Spooky] 

  Jumba : Ooooh. I hope it doesn't come here. His impression of ex-wife is very scary!

• [lining up to play baseball] 

  Jumba : Uh, one question: If we win, do losers have to be our slaves for life?

  Lilo : Of course not!

  Jumba : [shrugs]  Is how we play team sports on my home world!

• Lilo : Jumba, are you okay?

  Jumba : I am okay! I landed on my patooki!

• Pleakley : Jumba, you're messing up my decorative orbs!

  Jumba : Well, you are standing in two of my eyes!

• Pleakley : [giving the family an earthquake brief]  Now, the important thing is not to panic. Don't panic.

  [obviously panicking] 

  Pleakley : Don't panic! DON'T PANIC!

  Jumba : I am thinking... you are panicking.

• Jumba : What are you doing here?

  Future Jumba : I have come to give you warning. Whatever you do, do not build robot wife. Is too easy for them to hack into bank account.

• Jumba : Little girl! 626!

  Tiffany : You know these two?

  Jumba : Yes!

  Pleakley : No!

  Tiffany : Well, which is it?

  Jumba : Erm... what was the question again?

• Pleakley : We can't let her go alone! Hamsterviel is dangerous! And we're baby-sitting!

  Jumba : You have a point. Big sister's wrath is more dangerous than Hamsterviel.

• Jumba : Two experiments are about to engage in epic battle and I forgot to bring camera.

• Pleakley : Will this hurt?

  Jumba : Not to worry. This won't hurt at all.

  [Jumba injects Lilo and Stitch into Pleakley's bloodstream] 

  Pleakley : OWWWW! You said it wouldn't hurt!

  Jumba : Is not hurting me.

• Jumba : Good news, Pleakley, you're not sick!

  Pleakley : Thank goodness!

  Jumba : You just have a genetic experiment inside you that we need to get out.

  Pleakley : Un-thank goodness.

• Pleakley : Has it ever occured to you that there might be a better way to turn evil expirements to good?

  Jumba : Better than untested hazardous technology? Impossible, no such thing exists.

  Pleakley : Well, Mr. I'm-such-a-super-genius-I-think-I-know-everything-and-never-give-my-roomate-any-credit-even-when-he's-right-especially-about-wearing-white-after-Labor-day...

• Lilo : We need alien geniuses on our team.

  Jumba : Then why do we have Pleakley?

  Pleakley : HEY!

• Pleakley : This is supposed to be like one of those painful parting plane scenes from Earth movies.

  Jumba : Being with ugly wife already plenty painful.

• Pleakley : Henry VIII was a powerful ruler, even though he had a nasty habit of having his wives beheaded.

  Jumba : I am liking this Henry person.