Lilo & Stitch: The Series (2003–2006)

Kevin McDonald: Pleakley, Agent Pleakley

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Quotes 

• Wendy Pleakley : I've researched winter Earth holidays like Kwanzaa, Christmas, Chanukah, and the year-end clearance sale at Mendelton's department store.

  Lilo : I don't think that last one's a holiday.

  Wendy Pleakley : If 50% off everything isn't a holiday, sister, I don't know what is!

• Pleakley : [after Stitch poured water on him]  Now, where was I?

  Lilo : You were telling us not to panic while you were panicking.

• Lilo : I'm gonna name him Shoe.

  Pleakley : Why? Because his horse-shoe shaped head?

  Lilo : No, I just noticed he isn't wearing shoes.

• Pleakley : Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you... unless they are carved into stone and thrown at you.

• [Jumba and Peakley in another costume theme] 

  Pleakley : Don't we look marvelous?

  Jumba : Frankly, my dear, I do not give darn.

• Jumba : Ha! The bigger they are, the more their landing.

  Pleakley : Or, something very close to that.

• Pleakley : Who knew Armageddon could be so barbecue-tasty!

• Pleakley : Jumba, you're messing up my decorative orbs!

  Jumba : Well, you are standing in two of my eyes!

• Nani : [rushing into the kitchen after Pleakly mops the floor]  WHERE'S LILO?

  Pleakley : Well a clean floor was here, but apparently it just left!

• Pleakley : [trying to stall an angry crowd]  Everyone loves balloon animals!

  [holds one up] 

  Pleakley : See? It's a little... puppy!... with three heads

• Pleakley : [giving the family an earthquake brief]  Now, the important thing is not to panic. Don't panic.

  [obviously panicking] 

  Pleakley : Don't panic! DON'T PANIC!

  Jumba : I am thinking... you are panicking.

• Pleakley : So you claim to have been sleeping the whole time. Nice alibi. By the way, I'm being sarcastic.

• Nani : All the mail seems to be for you Pleakley. They are all bills!

  Pleakley : Bills? What are bills?

  Nani : Bills are what you owe when you charge on your 28 credit cards!

  Pleakley : Owe? As in... money?

  [Pleakley opens an envelope] 

  Pleakley : Oh my gosh! Is this a balance due or an intergalatic zip code! How could they do this to me? I'm not even a citizen!

• Jumba : Little girl! 626!

  Tiffany : You know these two?

  Jumba : Yes!

  Pleakley : No!

  Tiffany : Well, which is it?

  Jumba : Erm... what was the question again?

• Pleakley : We can't let her go alone! Hamsterviel is dangerous! And we're baby-sitting!

  Jumba : You have a point. Big sister's wrath is more dangerous than Hamsterviel.

• Pleakley : I am now going to make the lighthouse disappear... How you ask? I have absolutely no idea.

• Pleakley : Will this hurt?

  Jumba : Not to worry. This won't hurt at all.

  [Jumba injects Lilo and Stitch into Pleakley's bloodstream] 

  Pleakley : OWWWW! You said it wouldn't hurt!

  Jumba : Is not hurting me.

• Jumba : Good news, Pleakley, you're not sick!

  Pleakley : Thank goodness!

  Jumba : You just have a genetic experiment inside you that we need to get out.

  Pleakley : Un-thank goodness.

• Pleakley : I think Lilo has learned the importance of being clean. But not too clean! Not overly obsessively clean like some people.

  Nani : What are you, an after school special?

• Pleakley : Gimme an S! S! Gimme an M! M! Gimme a Y! Y! Gimme a Z! Z! Gimme another Z! Z! Gimme another Y! Y! Gimme an X! X! What does that spell? Smyzzyx!

  Lilo : Smyzzyx?

  Pleakley : It means "Kick their butt!" in Slorganac.

• Pleakley : Has it ever occured to you that there might be a better way to turn evil expirements to good?

  Jumba : Better than untested hazardous technology? Impossible, no such thing exists.

  Pleakley : Well, Mr. I'm-such-a-super-genius-I-think-I-know-everything-and-never-give-my-roomate-any-credit-even-when-he's-right-especially-about-wearing-white-after-Labor-day...

• Lilo : We need alien geniuses on our team.

  Jumba : Then why do we have Pleakley?

  Pleakley : HEY!

• Lilo : I wish someone smarter than me was playing.

  Pleakley : Don't you worry. I stood up all night studying the difference between Argyle and Gargoyle!

  Lilo : We're doomed!

• Pleakley : This is supposed to be like one of those painful parting plane scenes from Earth movies.

  Jumba : Being with ugly wife already plenty painful.

• Pleakley : Henry VIII was a powerful ruler, even though he had a nasty habit of having his wives beheaded.

  Jumba : I am liking this Henry person.

• Pleakley : Did I say Time Machine? I meant Rhyme Machine! Helps you bust a funky rhyme! "My name is Pleakley and I got some style, from my dress to my shoes to my bathroom towel!"