- Dwayne, the Trainer: You know she didn't want to stay with Dwayne. The sexual tension must be too much for her. It makes sense. Even I can't keep my hands off Dwayne.
- [after she's fired, Nanny Anna decides to sleep her way to sucess]
- Anna, the Nanny: Do not cry for me. I always land on my back.
- Maria, the Maid: That was so brave when you yelled, "Take the limo! Just don't hurt me!"
- Ollie, the Chauffeur: Yes, because I knew that if we kept walking we would find the limo.
- Maria, the Maid: Yes, and I knew we would only have to push it another mile to the gas station.
- Anna, the Nanny: I dont know what you are worried about. It was the prostitute who had to dance for the gas station owner!