A Dirty Shame (2004)

Scott Morgan: Neuter Yuppie Man

Quotes 

• Vaughn Stickles : Help us! The sex addicts are taking over. Call the National Guard!

  Neuter Yuppie Woman : To hell with this!

  Neuter Yuppie Man : We're moving back to D.C. where we belong!

• [Fat Fuck Frank jumps out in front of Sylvia as the Yuppie neighbors work on their formstorm] 

  Fat Fuck Frank : Mrs. Stickles, my name Fat Fuck Frank and I'm your daughter's number one fan.

  Sylvia Stickles : She moved to the Erie Canal area.

  [the Neuter Yuppie Woman giggles] 

  Neuter Yuppie Man : Hey, Vaughn.

  Vaughn Stickles : [to the Neuter Yuppie Man]  Hey!

  [to Fat Fuck Frank] 

  Vaughn Stickles : Caprice retired from show business. She's no longer a public figure.

  Fat Fuck Frank : Her name ain't Caprice. It's "Ursula Udders" and she's famous. She got the biggest tits on Harford Road!

  [the Neuter Yuppie Neighbors stifle their laughs] 

  Fat Fuck Frank : [shouting]  Ursula! Ursula Udders!

  Neuter Yuppie Man : Texture, that's what I call it.

  Fat Fuck Frank : It's me, Fat Fuck Frank, and I miss them great big...!

  [Vaughn puts his hand over Fat Fuck Frank's mouth and silences the rest of his shout while Caprice bangs on her windows] 

  Caprice Stickles : Destroy all Neuters!

  Neuter Yuppie Woman : We sure didn't have this in D.C.

  Neuter Yuppie Man : God, I love Baltimore. It's a real city of diversity.