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This film should go missing
I have often wondered if I had seen the "worst film ever" already. Now I know that I have. It took a matter of around 15 minutes or so into the film before an almost mad "who can get out of the theater quicker" scramble for the door happened. On the particular night that we viewed "Missing Persons", at the Cinequest Film Festival, the only people left in the theater after the mad dash to leave, were the two filmmakers and one other patron, whom I assume was snoozing. "Missing Persons" has so much wrong with it, it is almost impossible to list.As an animated feature, keeping in mind that this was created with software that the filmmakers put-together, this was an absolute schlock! The animation was absolutely horrible. Lines kept moving away from the solid fill colors and would sway here and there. Characters seemed to float when they were supposed to stand still. It appeared beyond computer- generated - of which there is no excuse in this day and age. If one can afford to make a film, one can afford to pay the inexpensive price of a decent animation software. In regards to making your own software (after watching this drivel), all I can suggest is, "Kids. Do not try this at home. Humiliation is a bad thing."
What is this film about? Who the hell knows! A drug lord who doesn't die after having half of his body shot off, with a smart-mouthed robot side-kick, and bumbling detectives. If that tells you the storyline, you are ahead of the audience. Which brings up another folly in film-making - the voices were unintelligible and mumbled throughout. This was not a production flaw, it was meant to be that way. Clue to the filmmakers - One needs to hear the words understandably in order to make it actual workable dialogue. Would I suggest this film? I would only suggest burning it. And I mean that with respect. Avoid this at all costs!
What is this film about? Who the hell knows! A drug lord who doesn't die after having half of his body shot off, with a smart-mouthed robot side-kick, and bumbling detectives. If that tells you the storyline, you are ahead of the audience. Which brings up another folly in film-making - the voices were unintelligible and mumbled throughout. This was not a production flaw, it was meant to be that way. Clue to the filmmakers - One needs to hear the words understandably in order to make it actual workable dialogue. Would I suggest this film? I would only suggest burning it. And I mean that with respect. Avoid this at all costs!
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- phila-3
- Sep 26, 2006
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