Rob Tinkler: J.D.
Quotes
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Harold : Back off cockboy, what I said him goes double for you.
J.D. : Cockboy, you just call me cockboy?
Harold : Yeah, you know I did. You're just stalling cuz you're not quick enough to think of a comeback.
J.D. : You think I'm not quick enough. Guy thinks I'm not quick enough. Well I got news for you. I am quick enough!... Cockboy!
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Harold : [upset after seeing his colleague having fun after he told him that he had extra affairs he has to attend gave him his current assignment lying] What the fuck is going on here? 2:... Never mind me. What the fuck are you doing here?
Harold : I thought you and J.D. were busy all night with clients. Isn't that why I had to do your work?
J.D. : Henry, what the hell's going on?
Harold : Back off, cock boy.What I said to him goes double for you.
J.D. : Did you just call me cock boy?
Harold : Yeah, you know I did. You're just stalling because you're not quick enough to think of a comeback.
J.D. : You think I'm not quick enough. Guy thinks I'm not quick enough. Well, I've got news for you. I am quick enough... cock boy!
Billy Carver : Listen, Harold, I'm really sorry.
J.D. : Don't bother with him. We'll take it up with Berenson tomorrow.
Harold : What are you gonna tell Berenson? That I'm your workhorse? That you guys think you can party all weekend,
Harold : leave the work to the quiet Asian guy in the office?
Billy Carver : No, you don't understand.
Harold : No, you don't understand.
Harold : I'm not doing your work for you anymore.
Harold : And if either one of you douche bags, ever tries to pull this shit again, I'll go to Berenson myself.
Harold : I'll tell him what's really going on. And I'll tell the whole office. how you both caught gonorrhea from that prostitute in Atlantic City.
Harold : If you'll excuse me, boys, I gotta get going. Kumar.
Harold : See you boys at the office on Monday.
Harold : Excuse me.
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[first lines]
J.D. : Billy boy! Get your ass ready. It's almost 5:00 and this bad boy needs to get his drink on. No, no, no. Give me that.
Billy Carver : Don't.
J.D. : I'm gonna burn it once and for all.
Billy Carver : Stop it.
