Joan of Arcadia (2003–2005)

Kylie Tyndall: Twin #1 God

Quotes 

• Joan : I thought we were going with monotheism.

  Twin-Girl God : I'm impressed you know what that is.

  Joan : Why are you torturing me, And don't say I'm torturing myself.

  Twin-Girl God : Sometimes it's hard to believe what you see, so you have to trust the world behind your eyes,

  Joan : There's a world behind my eyes? Great, because this one isn't enough trouble.

  Twin-Girl God : People manage to believe in me, even though they have no idea what I am, they trust me even in the silence.

  Joan : OK. Can you take care of the rash and the barfing? Save the haiku for another time.

  [Twin-Girls combine into one] 

  Joan : Very matrix.

  Twin-Girl God : Go to the doctor, you're sick.