D.E.B.S. (2004)

Jimmi Simpson: Scud

Quotes 

• Janet : [Janet and Scud catch Amy and Lucy in a near kiss]  Oh, my God! She almost kissed you! You almost let her!

  Scud : [smug tone to Janet]  You owe me fifty bucks.

• Scud : [Lucy's gang is robbing a bank. Scud goes to inform her of the situation]  D.E.B.S. en route - two minutes.

  Lucy : [primping self in mirror]  Do I look okay?

  Scud : [rolling eyes]  This is retarded.

• Lucy : Australia's toast.

  Scud : What's your beef with Australia?

  Lucy : I don't like their attitude!

• Scud : So, I was wondering if maybe you wanted...

  Janet : Yes.

  Scud : I didn't ask you anything yet.

  Janet : Whatever it is, yes.

  Scud : Awesome.

• Scud : I am the God of bingo!

• Lucy : [while sitting on the couch next to Scud]  Scud, I don't know how this happened to me but

  [pause] 

  Lucy : being bad doesn't feel good anymore.

  Scud : Do you love her?

  Lucy : [sincerely nods] 

  Scud : You're willing to give up all this, the life of crime, the whole nine yards?

  Lucy : Whatever it takes.

• Scud : Oh my God! What a disaster! I am so sorry! Leave it up to the D.E.B.S... your in a town a week and their all over you, grabbing...

  [Lucy is sitting quiet with a little smile on her face] 

  Scud : What?

  Lucy : I met someone.

  Scud : [Slamming on brakes]  I knew it! I mean the thing about the dance was a little wierd, but i had a feeling that you and Ninotchka...

  Lucy : No, no, no, no, no Scud. Ninotchka was a train wreck thank you.

  Scud : [Puzzled]  I'm not following.

  Lucy : Okay, but you have to promise that you're not going to freak out.

  Scud : Freak Out? Why would I freak out...

  Lucy : Well, ya know sometimes you...

  Scud : [Freaking out]  OH MY GOD WHO IS IT?

  Lucy : What do you know about an Amy Bradshaw?

  Scud : Amy Bradshaw? The girl from the smuggling op?

  Lucy : No.

  Scud : Oh my god! Amy Bradshaw? Blonde hair? Plaid skirt? She's a D.E.B.!

  Lucy : So?

  Scud : Okay, not only is she a D.E.B., She's THE D.E.B.! She's the perfect score!

• Scud : Just promise me you'll be open.

  Lucy : Open to what?

  Scud : Open to love.

• Scud : You were dumped.

  Lucy : I was not dumped!

  Scud : Oh, you were dumped hard, and that sucks, but you took your time off in Antarctica or whatever.

  Lucy : Reykjavik. It's in Iceland.

• Janet : [watching Amy and Lucy flirt]  Correct me if I'm wrong, but your friend seems to be hitting on my friend.

  Scud : You're not wrong

  Janet : Yeah, but my friends, not into that.

  Scud : [under breath]  Right.

• Scud : What the hell?

  Janet : I couldn't stop them!

  Scud : [pauses]  You look nice.

  Janet : Thanks.

  [pauses] 

  Janet : What?

  Max : [to Janet]  What are you doing?

  Janet : [to Max]  Nothing!

  [punches Scud, who falls to the floor, unconscious] 

  Janet : Sorry!

• Scud : All right, then. We're going in.

  Lucy : What?

  Scud : We gots to get her back.

• Scud : Knock 'em dead... but not really.

• Lucy : Okay, first of all, you are gonna have to swear to me that you are *not* gonna freak out about this.

  Scud : Freak out about what? Why would I freak out?

  Lucy : Well, you know, sometimes you can...

  Scud : [freaking out]  Oh, my God, Who is it?

• Janet : Oh my god! She almost kissed you! And you almost let her!

  Amy : Drop it!

  Scud : [to Janet]  You owe me fifty bucks.