John Malkovich: Humma Kavula
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Humma Kavula : [confronting Zaphod Beeblebrox for the first time after losing the Galactic Presidential Election to him] The election is ancient history, Zaphod. If memory serves, you won, proving that good looks and charm win over brilliance and the ability to govern. And for the record? You *are* stupid.
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Humma Kavula , Congregation : [singing] Oh mighty Arkleseizure, thou gazed from high above. And sneezed from out thy nostrils, a gift of bounteous love. The universe around us emerged from thy nose. Now we await with eager expectation, thy handkerchief, to bring us back to thee.
[End singing]
Zaphod : Hello Humma.
Humma Kavula : Let us pray. Oh mighty one, we raise our noses to you blocked and unblown, send the handkerchief O blessed one that we may be wiped clean.
[Everyone in the congregation sneezes simultaneously]
Humma Kavula : Bless you.
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Humma Kavula : Even an improbability drive needs coordinates which I happen to have.
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Trillian : We don't know why we're here. We were trying to get to Magrathea and our ship brought us here.
Humma Kavula : How very... improbable.
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Humma Kavula : Zaphod Beeblebrox, our infamous President. What brings you to our humble planet?
Zaphod : Oh, I think you know why I'm here.
Humma Kavula : No, I don't think I do.
Zaphod : I think you think you don't. But we both know, you do.
Humma Kavula : Eloquent as always. Your ability to articulate never ceases to amaze.
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Humma Kavula : What does Zaphod Beeblebrox treasure most?
