Sarah Silverman: Self

Quotes 

• Sarah Silverman : Thanks, Jeff. Nice suit. I can't believe you never get laid. God, he is so Jewish.

• [to Jennifer Love Hewitt] 

  Sarah Silverman : People say that you're the next Audrey Hepburn. Does that scare you, knowing you're going to die of colon cancer?

• Sarah Silverman : A lot of famous duos are here tonight... Nicky and Paris Hilton, Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla, Britney Spears' tits. I think they're famous.

• Sarah Silverman : I swear, this is the best anniversary of my abortion ever.

• Sarah Silverman : Jennifer is what we in the show business call a triple threat. Not only is she an actress, but she's also a dancer and terrible singer.