Paradise Hotel (2003–2019)

Charla Pihlstrom: Self

Quotes 

• Charla Pihlstrom : Itsd funny how clearly you can hear a mosquito at night when you're crazy.

• Charla Pihlstrom : Let's pray to God.

  Tara Gerard : Okay.

  [the three all link arms] 

  Amanda Dominguez : Dear God, please let Scott pick me so that I can say these hott ass bitches in Pardise.

  Charla Pihlstrom : There's no swearing when were praying to God.

  Amanda Dominguez : Oops. Sorry. In your name we pray, amen.

  Tara Gerard : Amen.

  Charla Pihlstrom : I'm not done yet.

  [Silence] 

  Charla Pihlstrom : Amen.

• Charla Pihlstrom : Alex, I'm sorry. I'm really nasty right now.

  Andon Guenther : Did you just call me Alex?

  Charla Pihlstrom : I'm sorry.

  Andon Guenther : Oh that's just great. That's real great.

• Charla Pihlstrom : Pinky swear is my middle name.

• Scott Hanson : I gotta go to the bathroom.

  Charla Pihlstrom : Why? Because you can't perform when you gotta pee?

• Charla Pihlstrom : All I said was I don't like Dave touching my bare skin.

• Host : Charla, you and Dave have had words over Pandora's box. Why did you choose him again?

  Charla Pihlstrom : Dave has forgiven me and he accepts me for who I am. And that's awesome.

• Charla Pihlstrom : [Talking to Tara]  We just have to keep playing the dumb models. We have to be Barbie girls in a Barbie world.

  [Charla and Tara raise their arms like Barbie dolls] 

• Charla Pihlstrom : [Referring to the original guests]  All of us little people are so, like, trained to be intimidated by the foursome to not rise up.

• Dave Kerpen : Whitney. So you're a physical therapist. The thing is, my back's in a lot of pain from all this tennis I've been playing.

  [the guys laugh at Dave in the background] 

  Dave Kerpen : Hey, I beat all of you...

  Charla Pihlstrom : My back's in a lot of pain from sleeping on the damn mini bed.

  Toni Ferrari : [Immitating Dave]  I beat all of you.

  Dave Kerpen : Is there any kind of special therapy you can possibly give me right now?

  Kristin Ellis : Poor Dave, always trying to get some.

• Toni Ferrari : I'm gonna say something here real quick. My instincts are back up. And I mean they are back up, and they are strong. Period. I know something's going on. If I hear one more ounce of "I want this person out or this person out" and I think this person at the table knows exactly what I'm saying. Stop it. Cus I know. If you have something to say to any one of us, say it in the open. And I'm serious.

  Charla Pihlstrom : Who do you think has said something?

  Toni Ferrari : I think it's you two.

  [Looking at Charla and Tara] 

  Toni Ferrari : You're both against me and back stabbing me, it's ridiculous. If you want me out, fine, but that will be her decision.

  [Looks over to Holly and then back at Charla and Tara] 

  Toni Ferrari : Do not run up to the new people and kiss their tail. She's gonna decide on who she wants to with and that is her choice, there is no pressure. She doesn't kick me off. You do. Do not use the new people. And that's all I gotta say.

  Tara Gerard : I would like you to know something before you go...

  Toni Ferrari : I'm not gonna talk about this anymore. Right now, I'm pissed and I just need time to calm down.

• Charla Pihlstrom : [Talking to herself]  They want me gone... Screw that.

• Charla Pihlstrom : Amazing is my middle name.

• Charla Pihlstrom : Take the money? Give it to Dave...

  [Repeated & echoed in her mind]