Paradise Hotel (2003–2019)

Kristin Ellis: Self (episodes 1-18, 21-23, 30)

Quotes 

• Dave Kerpen : Whitney. So you're a physical therapist. The thing is, my back's in a lot of pain from all this tennis I've been playing.

  [the guys laugh at Dave in the background] 

  Dave Kerpen : Hey, I beat all of you...

  Charla Pihlstrom : My back's in a lot of pain from sleeping on the damn mini bed.

  Toni Ferrari : [Immitating Dave]  I beat all of you.

  Dave Kerpen : Is there any kind of special therapy you can possibly give me right now?

  Kristin Ellis : Poor Dave, always trying to get some.