Dos tipos duros (2003)

Jordi Vilches: Alex

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• Alex : So what's your name?

  Paco : Paco.

  Alex : No, shit, I mean, professionally what's your name?

  Paco : Paco.

  Alex : Don't you have a nickname? Like..."Killer Paco", "The Subway Psycho", "Hatchet Man".

  Paco : Yes. Francisco.

  Alex : You could call yourself Michael Knight, like in "Knightrider". What do you think, eh?

  Paco : Look. Shut your fucking mouth or you'll get the car up your ass! Rule No. 1: My car is sacred. Like my mother's sex life, you don't mention it. Rule No. 2: The music I play in my car is also sacred, whether it's the Vienna Boys Choir or Bing Crosby. Got that?

  Alex : Yeah, sure. I didn't mean to annoy you. I like all kinds of music, really. It's just that, as you're saying nothing, I'm doing the talking...

  [silence] 

  Alex : Well, who do we have to kill?

  Paco : What you talking about, you asshole!

  Alex : Are we not going to kill someone? Are you not a hired killer?

  Paco : Look, you dickhead! I've been everything in this life. Gigolo, pool cleaner, messenger and a killer too. Everything but a faggot, got that?

  Alex : Yes.

• Alex : What a dump! Have you got no one to clean it?

  Paco : Yes, I do. Starting tomorrow, you.

• Alex : Do you think I'm dumb?

  Paco : Now that you mention it, yes.

• Alex : [tying Aramis]  Is it very tight?

  Aramis : Not really... Aw!

  Alex : It is now, isn't it? If it isn't tight...