Bonjour Monsieur Shlomi (2003)

Albert Iluz: Robert Bar-Dayan

Quotes 

• Robert Bar-Dayan : Tell her I'm dying.

  Ruhama Bar-Dayan : Tell him if he doesn't beat it, I'm calling the police.

  Robert Bar-Dayan : I was at the doctor's.

  Ruhama Bar-Dayan : He can drop dead. I won't come to his funeral even if he sends me a limo.

  Robert Bar-Dayan : How can I send one if I'm dead. A guy's dead and she wants me to send a limo.

• Robert Bar-Dayan : And how's Grandmpa? Does he ask about me?

  Shlomi Bar-Dayan : No.

  Robert Bar-Dayan : See? He'll be sorry for siding with his daughter-in-law instead of his son. Do I deserve this? What did I do?

  Shlomi Bar-Dayan : You cheated on Mom.

  Robert Bar-Dayan : Don't talk to me like that, Shlomi. I'm sensitive.

• Robert Bar-Dayan : [explaining his act of infidelity]  It wasn't me, Shlomi, it was my dick. He has a mind of his own, goddamn him. You'll understand when you grow up.