Chilly Beach (2003–2006)
Todd Peterson: Frank Shackleford
Quotes
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Dale McDonald : You know what you need? A girlfriend.
Constable Al : Really? Oh my goodness gracious. Could romance be the one missing piece of my life for which I have been searching these twenty long minutes?
Dale McDonald : Or a toboggan!
Constable Al : But I would not even know where to be getting one.
Dale McDonald : At the hardware store!
Frank Shackleford : He's talking about a girlfriend!
Dale McDonald : So am I! I almost got a date in the aisle where the toilet parts are.