Windy City Heat (2003 TV Movie)

Perry F. Caravello: Perry Caravello, Stone Fury

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Quotes 

• Stone Fury : Carson Daly is a pussy!

• Stone Fury : When I used to get in fights with kids back in school, I used to tweak my left eye... and it meant you're gonna die.

  Mole : So you killed people?

• Stone Fury : I'm not a fag, I'm homophobic, I hate fags.

• Stone Fury : The experience of being in my first big Hollywood scene was an experience. I liked it, I thought it was cool. Ummmmm, being thrown in the manure is a different story you know. But there again to make it more real. Boom. You gotta take the shit before you really experience the bullshit or whatever. If you know what I am saying.

• Stone Fury : If I'm gonna have Stone Fury hats, the brim's gotta be no other brim than this brim right here and I will fight for this type of hat. It's gotta be a quality hat, or my name's not on it.

• Stone Fury : See, I've got a look - I mean, not to be so modest or anything, but I have a look that people just pick up and

  [snaps finger] 

  Stone Fury : ... and they magnetize towards my look.

• Stone Fury : The doll's got a little bit of a big pot belly. I'm not a pot belly, I wear a pouch.

• Stone Fury : Why won't you shake my hand?

  Roman Polanski : I'm getting over this virus.

• The Director : And then, of course, we have our Perry.

  Stone Fury : The little fridge!

• Stone Fury : You mean I'm gonna walk out of this effin trailer, onto set, in that and in this? In the rain?

  Gay Costume Designer : Do you need an umbrella?

  Stone Fury : Yah!

  Gay Costume Designer : Could you spread it a little bit? Give me a canyon to work with.

• Stone Fury : Now he wants to measure my inseam. More or less what the guy wants to do is go down on me.

• Stone Fury : So Steinbergowitz didn't give me a fucking contract. Oh, its coming, its coming. Yeah, just like an orgasm is coming!

• Stone Fury : Of all the gin joints in all the world, frankly my dear I don't give a damn.

• Stone Fury : Jesus fucking Christ! It's a fucking wooden bat you asshole!

• Stone Fury : pointing at Mole: He deserves to DIE!