Jonathan Tucker: Heck Prigusivac
Quotes
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Miriam Prigusivac : I don't know why you two just don't get along.
Heck Prigusivac : Maybe because he murdered my entire Latin camp. Don't you think that that deserves punishment?
Miriam Prigusivac : I'm not one to judge
Heck Prigusivac : You moral ambivalence frightens me
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Heck Prigusivac : But if the outcome's already predetermined the issue of right and wrong doesn't matter anymore. Not even Zeus had the power over the fates how can I be expected to do any better?
Bix : Your obviously not an existentialists
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Chick Prigusivac : Just be glad that dad's not here to see this, Jesus Christ, embarrassing.
Heck Prigusivac : Dad's not here because he was a cold blooded killer.
Chick Prigusivac : Damn right he was! Best dad we ever had.
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Chick Prigusivac : I'd bust that pretty mouth of yours, if Mama hadn't spent so much on orthodontia.
Heck Prigusivac : I pity your lack of pathos, ethos, and eros.
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Heck Prigusivac : What are we going to do?
Dori Dumchovic : I'm keeping it. I've always been vary pro-life.
Heck Prigusivac : I know but this is such good news.
Dori Dumchovic : No it's not. I'm a unwed mother on death row. Give me the odds of that ever happening twice.
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Heck Prigusivac : A guy should be able to kill his own brother, if he wants to.
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Heck Prigusivac : Fry or die.
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Dori Dumchovic : He killed all those other people without remorse. Your better then this.
Heck Prigusivac : The end justifies the means.
Dori Dumchovic : NO, No, you have to strap him down in front of witnesses and shit to make it moral and right.
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Chick Prigusivac : You're a killer, I'm a killer. Hell even your unborn baby's a future killer of America.
Heck Prigusivac : You know what Chick, you have a real Sisyphus complex coming out your butt.
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Heck Prigusivac : Why are you still standing there?
Dori Dumchovic : I don't know I'm... I guess love makes you do stupid things. Te Amo Heck
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Heck Prigusivac : Are you kidding me? He's cursed the Prigusavic name. He's ruined everything I've ever cared about, not to mention a few things I regard with mild disinterest. The guy use to piss on my bed. If anything he deserves to die for that.
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Heck Prigusivac : Naming me after one of your cronies is so Oedipal.
Miriam Prigusivac : Get over it.
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Dori Dumchovic : What the hell is belladonna?
Heck Prigusivac : The fates used it to cut the tread of life. The name comes from the Greek word meaning not to turn or to be inflexible. It's a vary difficult conjugation
Dori Dumchovic : Your plan is to kill me!
Heck Prigusivac : Only so you can live
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Heck Prigusivac : Don't worry it's the same stuff that Romeo and Juliet used.
Dori Dumchovic : Why doesn't that make feel any better.
Heck Prigusivac : It's perfectly safe there are no additives or preservatives
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Miriam Prigusivac : What did Chick ever do to deserve this?
Heck Prigusivac : It's called "multiple homicide".
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Heck Prigusivac : Are you a religious man, because it's never too late to hedge your bets.
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Chick Prigusivac : Suck it.
Heck Prigusivac : Digitas Compudit it's real mature, real mature.
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Heck Prigusivac : Killing people for a living just seems wrong.
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Dori Dumchovic : What happened to the guy who wanted to change the world through conjugation.
Heck Prigusivac : I'm the same old me.
Dori Dumchovic : All you care about is killing your brother.
Heck Prigusivac : It's my job, it's how I pay for my mother's medical bills.
Dori Dumchovic : There's more to it and you know it.
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Chick Prigusivac : "I once had a brother named Heck. Who deserved to be wrung by the neck. He stole my true love, so up his ass I will shove everything but the kitchen sink."
Heck Prigusivac : That doesn't even rhyme.
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Miriam Prigusivac : Why can't you be more like your brother Chick?
Heck Prigusivac : Mom Chick's on death row for murder.
Miriam Prigusivac : it was good enough for your father.
Heck Prigusivac : Just because they are remorseless killers doesn't mean that I should follow in their footsteps
Miriam Prigusivac : There you go getting all uppity again.
Heck Prigusivac : Uppity? All I want to do is to get through my life with out murdering anyone. Is that so wrong?
