Drawn Together (2004–2007)

Cree Summer: Foxxy Love, Georgina Georgiopolis, Aurora, Queen of Mexico, Strawberry Sweetcake, Xandir's Girlfriend

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Quotes 

• Captain Hero : I could stick and stir anyone of these broads, but I really wish we had one of those sexy black chicks

  Foxxy Love : [Opens Door]  Bling bling! Foxxy Love is in the house!

  Captain Hero : Damn, I am good! I wish we had a twelve-year-old girl and a donkey!

  [camera shifts from the door to Captain Hero several times; nothing happens] 

  Captain Hero : Damn.

• Foxxy Love : That was one crazy Yom Kippur.

• Princess Clara : What is this thing in my mouth? / It's slippery and it's slimy / Travelling down my slender virgin pink esophagus. / Some black chick's tongue. / It's such a new sensation.

  Foxxy Love : I got a mayonnaise mama on my lickin' hole / And we've only just begun...

  Princess Clara : It's really quite thrilling...

  Foxxy Love : It's right. Now you know...

  Princess Clara : I can taste a filling...

  Foxxy Love : And it's solid gold...

  Princess Clara : I never dreamed I would be so willing / To let myself go.

  Foxxy Love : Tell me about it! / I'm totally frenching a racist 'ho!

  Princess Clara , Foxxy Love : This black chick's tongue

  Princess Clara : What a wonderful feeling

  Foxxy Love : Damn where'd this bitch get her earrings?

  Princess Clara : I've never had so much fun

  Princess Clara , Foxxy Love : As with this black chick's tongue.

  Captain Hero : How cool is this? / We've only been here a day / And I already find myself in a 3-way!

• Foxxy Love : She doesn't know anything about sex. How does she get men to pay her rent?

• Foxxy Love : Just when you thought racism couldn't get any more racismer!

• Foxxy Love : Foxxy found herself in a pickle, instead of the other way around.

• Princess Clara : [about her octopussoir]  Oh, please, please don't tell anybody. I'm afraid that I must ask you guys to keep my secret with a pinky swear!

  Foxxy Love : I pinky swear.

  Toot Braunstein : [They look at Toot]  FINE! I pinky swear.

  [Clara's octopussoir also pinky swears] 

  Captain Hero : [knocks on door]  Clara, Toot told us that you have a monster for a vagina and we want to have a meeting about it.

  Princess Clara : How is that even possible?

  [Foxxy and Clara stare at Toot] 

  Toot Braunstein : Oopsey-Tootsey! I couldn't help myself.

• Princess Clara : You're probably wondering about my octopussior... It's french.

  [in the confessional] 

  Princess Clara : I've never shared my story with anyone before. It's all so... so personal. I told the girls that the only way I could get it out was through interpretive dance.

  [she then dances interpretively] 

  Foxxy Love : Really? When you was but a child, your stepfather cast a curse on yo' vagina?

  Princess Clara : What? Weren't you paying attention?

  [demonstrates a move] 

  Princess Clara : My evil step *mother*! *Mother* placed the curse on me!

  Toot Braunstein : Uh-duuuuuh!

• Foxxy Love : Now Foxxy Love did not want a riot to break out - even though she 'sho could use a new TV set. So, Foxxy decided to call a house meeting.

• Princess Clara : [in the confessional]  The Producers told us that we must start a business of our choosing. I wanted to have a bake sale but the stereotypes had other ideas.

  Xandir : Let's open a hair salon!

  Foxxy Love : OOOH, we could shine shoes!

  Ling-Ling : I say full-release massage parlour that serves wok-fried puppies!

  Toot Braunstein : LET'S EAT POTATO SALAD!

• Foxxy Love : [the housemates have to vote on whether or not to keep Foxxy]  You know this vote is total crap. She was totally into it! You saw us tongue-bang it!

  Captain Hero : Sorry Foxxy, but if I vote you out now, I'll be one step closer to the million dollars!

  Foxxy Love : Million dollars? You know this ain't one of them kinda shows right? Ain't no prizes!

  Captain Hero : [aside in the confessional]  Ah, silly Foxxy. She'll never win the million dollars with *that* kind of attitude!

• Foxxy Love : We'll always have Paris. That's what we called it when I smashed his penis with a lead model of the Eiffel Tower

• Foxxy Love : Come on, people! Fight the power! We know you're a little games producer! Mama didn't raise no fool, and Daddy didn't raise me at all!

• Foxxy Love : [on attending Wooldoor's funeral]  That was the first funeral I'd been to in a long time that did not take place in my womb.

• Foxxy Love : I'm like Sherlock Holmes, if he played tambourine and shaved his cooch.

• Foxxy Love : [on the producers word edits]  God damn white producers with their god damn white flashes. They can edit us to make us say whatever they want.

  [edited] 

  Foxxy Love : My... thang... is... made... out... of... bacon.

  [after the editing] 

  Foxxy Love : STOP IT! Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. My thang's 100% pure bacon.