Love for Rent (2005)

Martita Roca: Monica

Quotes 

• [from trailer] 

  [Monica places a condom in his shirt] 

  Monica Garcia : This is just in case you miraculously manage to utter something remotely intelligent.

• [from trailer] 

  Monica Garcia : What about school, your plans, the chart, everything?

• Monica Garcia : So, how long have you been having morning sickness?

  Sofia : 2 weeks.

  Monica Garcia : Any other symptoms? You horny?

  Sofia : No.

  Monica Garcia : You're horny!

  Sofia : Maybe a little... Oh god. Ok, ok, ok. A lot. Very horny, Monica. Horny all the time. Horny before morning sickness, horny after morning sickness, and horny between. Horny, horny, horny, horny.

  Monica Garcia : I've never seen you horny before.

  Sofia : I'm supposed to meet that doctor from the ER.

  Sofia : I'm thinking of canceling.

  Monica Garcia : Why?

  Sofia : Because, he'll say a compliment like "Hello, how are you?" and I'm afraid that I'll start humping his leg like a dog.