- George McDiarmid: [Reading from an encyclopedia] Tea: A refreshing drink made from the leaves of an Indian bush.
- George McDiarmid: [Goes to table and shoves a houseplant into the teapot] Right, I'll just wait for that to get hot and wet.
- Pawnbroker: You must think I'm Father Christmas!
- George McDiarmid: No, but he might.
- Donald McDiarmid: [Handing over letter] Mountain bike and a Mechano please